{"id":1978,"date":"2021-03-21T19:06:17","date_gmt":"2021-03-21T19:06:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tehodgson.com\/stompthelunatic\/?p=1978"},"modified":"2021-03-21T19:06:17","modified_gmt":"2021-03-21T19:06:17","slug":"perfect-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tehodgson.com\/stompthelunatic\/?p=1978","title":{"rendered":"Perfect advice"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>As I was finishing up my blog on the Lunatic curse, a commercial came on that gives some perfect &#8211; and very timely &#8211; advice.  Corona&#8217;s hotline operator Kenny Smith picks up the phone and says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;OK!  Listen closely!  Take your bracket, ball it up, and throw it in the trash.  Grab yourself a Corona, and enjoy the rest of the games.  Are you crying?  There&#8217;s no crying on the Corona hotline!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, I am not crying (at least not yet).  And I am not much of a beer drinker &#8211; so probably not going to grab a Corona.  But the rest of the advice is good.  I am going to throw out my bracket and simply enjoy the rest of the games.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was finishing up my blog on the Lunatic curse, a commercial came on that gives some perfect &#8211; and very timely &#8211; advice. Corona&#8217;s hotline operator Kenny Smith picks up the phone and says: &#8220;OK! Listen closely! Take your bracket, ball it up, and throw it in the trash. Grab yourself a Corona, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2021-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tehodgson.com\/stompthelunatic\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tehodgson.com\/stompthelunatic\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tehodgson.com\/stompthelunatic\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tehodgson.com\/stompthelunatic\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tehodgson.com\/stompthelunatic\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1978"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.tehodgson.com\/stompthelunatic\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1979,"href":"http:\/\/www.tehodgson.com\/stompthelunatic\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978\/revisions\/1979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.tehodgson.com\/stompthelunatic\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tehodgson.com\/stompthelunatic\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.tehodgson.com\/stompthelunatic\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}