Between work, soccer practice and other fun things that Charlie has planned for Spring Break, I don’t know that we have enough time to do the women’s tournament like we have done in the past. But we felt that we needed to try to at least get the men’s version in.
Since we all know that Ball Don’t Lie, Charlie and I decided to let the ball decide who we think will win. The Final Four version is done through HORSE. And whether it was foolish or not, since my picks had Florida and Duke, I represented the Gators and Blue Devils.
In the first game, Auburn blew out the Gators. Charlie just did not miss. I am not kidding – Charlie made his first 9 shots, and somehow, after going 5 of 9, I found myself at S to nothing. Charlie continued to hit shots, and thanks to the need to finish things off with 2 misses, I somehow lasted another 9-10 shots. Charlie just kept making shots – I think he only missed twice. I can’t even remember how he finished me off – probably a long three-pointer. All I know was it is the first time in a long time that I have been swept at HORSE. So, Auburn will win as they shoot lights out.
In the second game, I got to start things off and I even drew the first letter. Thankfully for me, Charlie finally started missing some shots. However, I couldn’t really build the lead – we claimed it was because of Houston’s great defense. It also started to get super dark. Houston was up S to R as the Duke coach (the Lunatic) started talking about the fact that he can’t even see the rim. Then, the turning point happened. The Houston coach (Charlie) said we might have to do something really crazy to finish this.
He asked if he could do something complicated like stand next to the basket and make 10 layups in a row. I said sure. So, he started and made 3 before the ball hit the front of the rim. Seeing an opening, I said well lets try 5. The Lunatic made it and Charlie once again hit the front of the rim. And suddenly, Duke and Houston were tied at S – we are heading to our version of overtime.
I said, since we are doing crazy stuff – you have to shoot from about 10 feet out and make the shot off the board, grab the ball, head to the other side, and make the shot off the board. Charlie was annoyed as I made both shots. Charlie made the first shot but missed the second one. But we have two tries. On the second try, he made the first shot, and as he tried to grab the ball and go to the other spot, his flip flop slipped and he fell to the ground. He said he was alright, picked himself up, and missed the shot. Feeling bad that I created a shot that caused him to slip, I gave him another chance. And this time, the Houston Cougars made the shot without falling.
As a concerned dad who has horrible anxiety, I asked him again if he was OK. And he said he was fine. I then decided to go back to a more traditional shot. I went to the top of key and hit the three-pointer. Charlie missed both of them, and Duke escaped with the victory. We decided that this meant it was a close defensive game, but LJ Cryer hurts himself late in the game and Duke was able to take advantage to win the close battle.
It was too dark to play the final, so not sure when we will be able to get that. But Charlie suggested that we play a true game of 1-on-1 to decide the final. We might make it 21 to give me some chance – lets remember Charlie is 7 inches taller than me (and of course, significantly younger and in better shape). I might still know how to hit a set shot from three – but in HORSE, no one is guarding you.
So, Auburn will definitely be the favorite in the Ball Don’t Lie version against Duke. Will the Lunatic be able to rely on his wisdom and knowledge of the game, or will Charlie’s brute strength take the title. Only time will tell – assuming we can get it in our busy schedule this week.