So, the Lunatic is doing surprisingly well on his handicapping page, especially with picking the over/under bets. This is even more surprising considering that many of his picks have been made between midnight and 3 am.
But that success isn’t the main reason that he is super excited. The Lunatic has managed to finish picking all 8 of Saturday’s games. The thought that I can consider going to bed after the last game ends instead of turning on Law & Order: SVU so I have something on in the background to try to keep me awake while I pick the games is super appealing.
Last night, as I made my last 4 picks, I had to go back into the comment section and remove the character that was showing up for 10-15 straight characters as I momentarily nodded off with my finger on the keyboard. So the thought of going to sleep before 2:30 am is making the Lunatic super happy.
If I keep doing this well, the Lunatic Casino is going to start comping me to try to keep me in the sportsbook. They have one of the best imaginary buffets around – delicious roast beef. I can see a casino representative coming towards me now – please Mr. Lunatic – stay up ridiculously late and possibly make some bad bets while you are here. Why don’t you get some food to give yourself some strength?